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What is canned ass?

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

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Canned ass - what is it?

n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.

Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.

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What does "canned ass" mean?

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."

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Canned ass - what does it mean?

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

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Canned ass - meaning

The thing i'mma pull out on you, mothafucka

I told that bitch that I was gonna pull out a can of ass whoop on him if he didnt shut up.

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Canned ass - definition

A bitch that you throw a soda can at

Mark got a soda can thrown at him he’s a soda can ass bitch

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Canned ass - slang

Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).

*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.

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Canned ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).

Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.

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Canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

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Canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

damn look at that canned ass

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