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What is brown ring?
Is when you insert your wife's diamond ring in her vagina with the dimond hanging out of her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.
Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!
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Brown ring - what is it?
A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.
I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!
What does "brown ring" mean?
the light brown ring arround the end of ur dick ,it is the result of circumsision
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Brown ring - what does it mean?
One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.
Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.
Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
Brown ring - meaning
An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.
Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
Brown ring - definition
Referring to someones asshole.
My little brown ring is packed with meat. Meaning you need to take a shit.
Can also be used to describe gay sex act -- Jose got his little brown ring packed with meat by Pedro.
Brown ring - slang
When you eat spicy food and later when you shit your asshole burns.
" I love these hot wings, but I'll pay for it later when I have the brown ring of fire."
Brown ring
Squeezing out a rather toxic fart while iInconspicuously circling a person or group of people so that no matter where the person/people try to go they cannot escape your toxic butt fumes.
Guy 1: What is that smell?
Guy 2: -giggling-
Guy 3: You did NOT just Brown Ring of Death me!
Brown ring
Another name for the anal spinchter; one of two ring muscles or spinchters in the body; called the "brown" ring because of the fact that feces routinely passes through it.
Dude, when we were gittin' down, I reached around and put my finger through her brown ring.