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What is brontosaurus?

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

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Brontosaurus - what is it?

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"

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What does "brontosaurus" mean?

A big ass burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!

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Brontosaurus - what does it mean?

When a 7 year old curly haired kid gives a blowie to a T-Rex

Yes Brontosaurus give it me in the ass

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Brontosaurus - meaning

The act of kicking someone square in the rectum with the toe of the foot.

Johnny brontosaurused Jim right after he made a joke about his penis size.

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Brontosaurus - definition

Some shit that doesn't exist because Apatosaurus killed it in its sleep.

Boobs? Ha, those are Brontosauruses, bra stuffer!

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Brontosaurus - slang

A very confusing genus of dinosaurs. Why? Because people first thought the Brontosaurus was a separate genus and species. Then for decades people debunked the dinosaur as just another species of Apatosaurus, but now research yet again proves the existence of Brontosaurus.

So YES, the brontosaurus DOES exist (circa 2015).

People in the early 20th century: The Brontosaurus exists!
People in the late 20th century: There's no such thing as Brontosaurus, it's just a trendy term for the dinosaur Apatosaurus.

People after 2015: Now hold your horses, recent research shows the Brontosaurus actually DOES exist.

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Brontosaurus

An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.

Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?

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Brontosaurus

A nickname for the penis.

"Mark, quit tugging on your Brontosaurus in the theater!"

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Brontosaurus

A term used to indicate a very old person.

"That old hag's a friggin' brontosaurus!"

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