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What is bromosexuals?

trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay sexual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:

Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.

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Bromosexuals - what is it?

Long, affectionate term for "brother." the other letters imply more brotherly closeness with the user.

Hey bromosexual, get me a beer! bro

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What does "bromosexuals" mean?

Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.

Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."

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Bromosexuals - what does it mean?

o boy who is heterosexual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances

girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we're just bromosexual

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Bromosexuals - meaning

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.

"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

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Bromosexuals - definition

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.

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Bromosexuals - slang

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

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Bromosexuals

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

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Bromosexuals

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

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Bromosexuals

Being gay only not taking it in the pooper or giving it in the pooper

man are those guys straight up homo's? nah they're just bromosexuals

So you and your friend cody are gay together right nah we're just bromosexuals

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