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What is bro dude?
The above definitions for dude bro hit the mark very well. The only aspect left out is that a dude bro is COMPLETELY insecure in what he understands manhood to be. When a dude bro is away from others of his type and put in a situation with a group of older men (30+), he has no adequate defense mechanisms. He is not used to seeing how real men act and quickly retreats to his mama boy posse.
In more white trash areas of the country, a dude bro can be seen wearing gangsta shorts that resemble high water pants and walking like he has just shit himself.
Dude bro music is indeed top 40 drivel and white boy rap. The best way to compare a dude bro to the disappearing breed of real men is this: a dude bro could be seen on powderpuff MTV or VH1 reality shows but you would never see a dude bro on Ice Road Truckers or The Deadliest Catch.
Dude Bro 1: Hey dude, your '04 lowered Honda is the shizzle! I can get in no prob with my dwarf-like legs, bro!
Dude bro 2: I training to become a cage fighter!!!
bro dude - video
Bro dude - what is it?
White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.
6 out of 10 guys at any predominantly white mall in america.
a "dude" can be positive,
a "bro" can also be positive,
but a "dude bro" is never a good thing.
What does "bro dude" mean?
a guy who over-uses the phrases "due", "man", and "bro", referring to anyone; friends (female or male), parents, teachers, bosses, and children as one of those phrases. they also start every sentence with those three words. "bro man dudes" are usually college guys or men in their post-frat years.
girl 1:"oooo hes cute!"
girl 2:"dont bother. hes a bro man dude"
guy walks over to girl one
bromandude:"hey bro, can i buy you a drink?"
girl 2:"told you."
Bro dude - what does it mean?
When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.
Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
Bro dude - meaning
a bad ass group of bro's that met in highschool.
the bro dudes just beat the shit out of those friggit OC bros
Bro dude - definition
Not to be confused with "dude-bra." The BRO Dudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromosexual tendencies. See bro jobdefiniton2.
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
(Box2 & SLammy are two BRO Dudes at a party.)
Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."
Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"
(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)
Slammy: (goes into muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"
Box2: "NO, BROOO!"
(the 2 BRO Dudes then commence the shit talking & leg pissing to mark their territory.)
Bro dude - slang
A guy who works out a lot, takes steroids to bulk up, attends the gym every chance he can get.
He will also blow every penny he can on pot (see marijuana) & beer. This type of guy likes to sleep with a lot of girls that he picks up at bars.
He can be seen among other Bro dudes, especially in bro dude brawls.
Person A: Hey want to go to the bars tonight?
Person B: Naw, tonights bar night, all the Bro dudes are downtown
Bro dude
A guy who is not only a bro
But a dude aswell
Erom is the coolest bro-dude you ever seen
Bro dude
those jitbag assholes who dress like fairies and say "bro" a lot; a meathead.
There were a bunch of these jitbag bro dudes who got all shitty and then puked all over themselves at that Dave show in Philly last summer.
Bro dude
The bro dudes are the most worthless of the human beings. They hunt in packs, and are rarely seen in the wild alone. The bro dude loves axe body spray, and has a particular fondness for the Jägerbomb.
Bro dudes can be found at local bars for "wing's night", at the mall near the american eagle outlet store, as well as front row during nickleback concerts. Brodudes also have a fondness for Buckcherry, and other useless pop music. The bro dude can also be found at your local gym, spending more time talking to the other brodudes about how fit they look, than actually lifting any weights.
Brodudes are characterized by the smell of Axe Body Spray, ridiculous popped collars, live strong bracelts and wristwatches. One knows they are in the vicinity of a brodude simply by listening for their quotations of Dane Cook, as well as quoting: "Do you know how I know you're gay!?".
While seemingly dangerous, the brodude is actually harmless, as they spend most of the time in the mirror doing their faux hawks, they are usually pretty tuckered out by nightfall.
Example A:
Person A: "Hey man, what's that smell?"
Person B: "Fuck dude, that's axe body spray, you know what that mea..."
Bro dude: "JäGERBOMBS!!!!!"
Person A: "Oh fuck..."
Example B:
(Overheard at a local gym)
Bro dude A: "I totally benchpressed 250lbs today. *Chest Bump*
Bro dude B: "Fuck yeah man, but you're still a fag"
Bro dude C: "What are you two girls ragging about?"
Bro dude D: "You know how i know you fags are gay?"