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What is bro man?
The Bro version of Fu man chu. Or handle bar mustache
Nice Bro man chu dude
bro man - video
Bro man - what is it?
usually a bro but more specifically a larger, dumber one. One that trys to fit in way too hard with his; black spikey haired, star tattooed, knee-high black socked, studded white belt, last name in vinyl on the rear window of my truck, tank-top wearing, I'm white but I listen to gangster rap, more facial piercings than a chick, peers but is either too large to physically wear the latest trends and styles, or simply chooses to buy smaller clothes in order to appear ripped in the eyes of other bros. The term is used by outsiders forced into social contact with these dude man bros. Even though it is a direct diss, it can be said in front of them, because it blends harmoniously with thier regional dirt people diction.
non DMB: "Hey Dude Man Bro thats some sick ink you got there! But last time I checked a star had 5 points... not 6"
DMB: "Yeah Bro! I know! I was F-ed up!... haw-haw"
What does "bro man" mean?
An aesthetic and cultural phenomenon that plagued Center Line High School in the 2008-2009 school year.
Reliable rumor has it that some time in 2008 a nameless young lady greeted a young man's mother in the recognizable phrase, "Hey dude!"
Some months later, another young man caught wind of this mighty tale, and combined his artistic vision with the other young man's entrepreneurial spirit to create a remarkable product: DUDE MAN BRO T-shirts.
The shirts, embossed on the front side with this articles namesake, featured a mysterious wizard on the back for reasons unknown. However, one thing is certain: the wizard had a loosely hung frame and a promiscuous look in its eye.
Within weeks of the T-shirt's production, DUDE MAN BRO became a moniker for dastardly and cunning behavior with a lack of respect for authority. DMB and its members led an unprecedented movement that has since been unmatched by any students to set foot in the institution.
Student 1: Here comes the DUDE MAN BRO crew down the hallway!
Student 2: And they are wearing their shirts!
Student 1: They are in uniform today.
Bro man - what does it mean?
A phrase uttered when all other phrases have been exhausted. When in a state of total shock and attempting to describe a situation to another individual.
May also be used in a joking manner making fun of one who may utter said phrase.
1. Dude, man, bro...she just told me she has AIDS...
2. Dude man bro, stop touching me in my secret spot!
Bro man - meaning
The ultimate bro. Dude Man Bro is a bromosapien from the ancient and distant land of monbrolia where he was a brofessional singer for the brolling stones. He enjoys crushing pussy, kegs, and golf balls while drinking brotein shakes. His only flaw is his ego emissions which are damaging the brozone layer.
Friend 1:How is this guy picking up all these chicks?
Friend 2: Because he's Dude Man Bro.
Bro man - definition
a ridiculously long way to adress your friends made up of the repetition of "bro" "man" "cuz" "bra" "killa" "PMSL"
or just to add to the end of sentences in txt messages to sound like a dickhead
Jacob: You like judas priest bro bro man man bro?
Vanessa: Yes i do man man bro?
or
Randall: Whats up bro bro bro bro man bra cuz killa bro man man bro bro?
sean: just wanking man man bro killa PSML man bro man bro man bro killa bra man bro
Bro man - slang
The point in a conversation with male friends where all talk turns to sports and you couldn't really give a fuck.
You're eating at lunch and asking how a person is doing, and someone mentions the local sports team and for the rest of the time, all that is referenced is the game from the night before. At this point in the conversation, you are in "bro-man's land." This is a play on "no-man's land" if you are that dense. It was the area between opposing sides on the battlefield in WWI where few ventured, and fewer survived.
Bro man
a guy who over-uses the phrases "due", "man", and "bro", referring to anyone; friends (female or male), parents, teachers, bosses, and children as one of those phrases. they also start every sentence with those three words. "bro man dudes" are usually college guys or men in their post-frat years.
girl 1:"oooo hes cute!"
girl 2:"dont bother. hes a bro man dude"
guy walks over to girl one
bromandude:"hey bro, can i buy you a drink?"
girl 2:"told you."
Bro man
the most sacred bro-ship between bros the love bro level is just induvious but in like a total opposite of gay way
ME and my bro man just chilled back yesterday
Bro man
the guy that lives on the 4th floor up martin's apartment.
"whassup bro man?!"
::comes through fire escape::