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What is breastmilk?
a slur given for a mom that is fat af and recently gave birth to a child.
or it can also be a slur for the same thing but instead of a newborn, it's a cringy ass kid inbetween the ages of 1-12
Dude: look at that stupid ass baby!
Reboot Thomas: *staring into your soul*
Dude: your mom is a breastmilk cow
Reboot thomas: *chopper crying*
breastmilk - meme gif
breastmilk - video
Breastmilk - what is it?
Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!
What does "breastmilk" mean?
An alcoholic beverage with a sweet, pleasant taste. The phrase is most commonly associated with Orchard Thieves' Cider and originates in Dublin.
After a long hard day it's nice to unwind and drink god's breastmilk.
Breastmilk - what does it mean?
A rare energy drink.
"This tastes like cumberry breastmilk."
Breastmilk - meaning
Milk that is 100% cambodian. It's the real shit.
P. Diddy drinks Cambodian breastmilk.
"Yall want me to open the studio again, yall gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breastmilk from a Cambodian immigrant."
Breastmilk - definition
Refers to a person as breastmilk if they are any of the following
1.drunk and passed out
2.not partaking in group activities
3.whining and complaining
4.or so tired they won't show to the party
it's reference to being a baby and requiring breastmilk
Tyler:"hey Fancher we are playing beer pong at the camp grounds wanna come"
Aaron:"dude it is raining outside i'm staying posted"
Tyler:"it's just rain fanch don't be so breastmilk"
Breastmilk - slang
When something is extremely badass/funny/ridiculous/hot/enjoyable.
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A: "I can't believe that fellatio session I just received from my female counterpart"
A: "Shit was so breastmilk"
Breastmilk
Healthy liquid nuorishment that is secreted from a Cambodian immagrant from the Bronx.
From Dave Chappelle
P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breastmilks from a Cambodian immigrant. I only drink the finest breastmilks.
Breastmilks, you make my daaayaaaayyy!!!
Breastmilk
Milk produced by a woman's mammaries which comes in several days after she gives birth, preceeded by colostrum. It lets down in two parts: foremilk and hindmilk. It is the best food for every baby. Despite all attempts by formula companies, it has never been able to be copied. Several hormones are involved in the production and let-down of breastmilk (i.e. oxytocin and prolactin). It also changes as the baby grows up to continue to provide optimal benefits to newborn through toddler years. There are many women who pump out their breastmilk to donate to hospital's NICUs or for personal donations. It has also been used topically for sensitive skin and for adults who are dehydrated and sickly.
I will be mailing 200 ounces of breastmilk to the hospital later today.
Breastmilk
Healthy liquid nuorishment that is secreted from a Cambodian immagrant from the Bronx.
From Dave Chappelle
P. Diddy: All right, you guys ain't working as a team. I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breastmilks from a Cambodian immigrant. I only drink the finest breastmilks.
Breastmilks, you make my daaayaaaayyy!!!