|
|
What is boregasm?
Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.
Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.
boregasm - video
Boregasm - what is it?
when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.
Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.
What does "boregasm" mean?
Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
Boregasm - what does it mean?
1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.
2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.
1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.
2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.
Boregasm - meaning
noun: a very intense yawn of long duration that is induced by a prolonged state of boredom.
Examples:
1. Oh *yawns*, my god what a boregasm I just had! I am exhausted from it.
2. I had boregasm so hard, I even squirted...tears from my eyes.
Boregasm - definition
(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.
"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."
"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."
"I had the most boregastic time at that party"
Boregasm - slang
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
Boregasm
When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.
I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
Boregasm
the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter
Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.
Boregasm
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.