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What is bonzi?The art of waiting to the last possible second to grab your spouse head and pull down when you blow a nut Some Girl I meet at the bar offered me a BJ .and I had to see if she could Bonzi swallow. To my surprise she didn't blink an eye. bonzi - meme gifbonzi - videoBonzi - what is it?1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G). @#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you! What does "bonzi" mean?King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package. Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again! Bonzi - what does it mean?A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board. "You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!" Bonzi - meaningA citizen of Canada who strongly believes that he is an immigrant. I know a Bonzi called David who believes he is a immigrant but he is actually a citzen. Bonzi - definitionA bonzi is someone who snorts loads of coke fucks underage girls and asks friends to bury money with him so he can take it. Shiela: guess who told me to bury 30$ in the dirt. Bonzi - slangPurple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless. Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more. BonziA purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows Have you ever heard of Bonzi? BonziBlackest thing to ever walk the Earth You are merely black as Bonzi Bonzi1.) The coolest fucking guy that ever existed not only on the planet Earth, but the entire universe. 1.) Bonzi is such a fucking d00d. |
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