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What is bollard?
A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.
“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...
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Bollard - what is it?
When couples go around and have romantic times with illuminated bollards, often on dangerous junctions whilst taking selfies
Check out those beautiful set of twin illuminated bollards, Shorty...let's go and do some bollarding
What does "bollard" mean?
A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.
Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!
Bollard - what does it mean?
The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"
Bollard - meaning
Term used by the English meaning "balls."
"You can suck my bollards you American son of a b*$#&!
Bollard - definition
A thick post on a ship or wharf AKA dock or pier, used for securing ropes and hawsers..
To tie down the ship you put the rope around the Bollard.
I`m about to cast off take the rope off the Bollard.
Bollard - slang
A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.
"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"
Bollard
The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.
When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.
Bollard
Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.
I'm so hungover I could do a bollard
Bollard
That squirrel has retractable bollards.