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What is blarting?one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England. "how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart" blarting - meme gifblarting - videoBlarting - what is it?A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear. After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart. What does "blarting" mean?Adjective, adverb; 1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?" Blarting - what does it mean?Jake: So, what were you doing last night? Blarting - meaningA portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood. Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?" Blarting - definitionThe act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks. "omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night" Blarting - slangthe act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face. damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut! BlartingAfter the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke. Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks! BlartingThe act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom. Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops. Blarting"Stop blarting, little Johnny!" |
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