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What is bjorked?
(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)
Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!
(They all then, explode)
bjorked - meme gif
bjorked - video
Bjorked - what is it?
Icelandic singer who also wrote the lyrics to Skyfire's debut album 'Timeless Departure'.
I know that Bjork has lyrical talent through her writing of Skyfire's lyrics, despite never listening to her music.
What does "bjorked" mean?
(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle
She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.
Bjorked - what does it mean?
The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.
The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."
Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.
I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.
Bjorked - meaning
Someone that will beat your ass if you say "Welcome to Bangkok" anywhere near her.
Hapless bystander: Welcome to Bangkok!
Bjork: Gappa-Pdow!!!
Bjorked - definition
1. A much misunderstood musician/artist that will always be underrated by people that have little appreciation of art and originality no matter how strange it may seem.
2. One who has lyrics or a style that the average person cannot yet grasp and then is described to others as some artist that is somewhat bizarre strange/crazy & has a style that really has no meaning.
3. An artist/performer that is somewhat Shakespearean with a touch of Sigmund Freud.
You’re going to have to change those bjork-like lyrics otherwise others wont understand the meaning your trying to convey.
Take that off this instant! You want them to think you have Bjork as a fashion consultant?
Bjorked - slang
An Icelandic singer who released her first album at 11. She was in many bands, then split to pursue her solo career, releasing her first international album, Debut. The hit single from the album was called Human Behaviour. She then released albums called Post, Homogenic, Vespertine etc. In 2004 she released Medulla and also appeared at the Olympics held in Greece, singing her single Oceania.
"Bjork is such a bad singer"
"No she's not, she's awesome!!!"
Bjorked
An extremely talented actress and singer who is absolutely beautiful. Her Icelandic culture, tied into her music, is very unique, making her a diamond in the rough! Her wardrobe may be funky, but it's unique.
Bjork inspires all with her music and acting!
Bjorked
Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.
Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.
Bjorked
A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.
'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.
It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.
Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.