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What is bitey?
A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.
Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.
Related: see furry
Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.
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Bitey - what is it?
A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.
ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs
What does "bitey" mean?
A dog who tries attacks every other one in sight.
"They should tie Bitey McSnapperson up to a pole or something."
Bitey - what does it mean?
A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.
My kitty is bitey biting me, she must wanna play. She just bitey bite on my ankle.
Bitey - meaning
A generic term for insects which bite leaving an itching sensation, such as mosquitos or sand flies.
Better close the windows, those fucking bitey bugs are paying us a visit.
Bitey - definition
Name for a psychotic cat that bites and slashes people, especially old men that are petting it.
Bitey was a psychotic little hellcat. He was the Pat Buchanan of all cats.
Bitey - slang
When somebody is not a happy chappy.
Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.
Bitey
when one gets the urge to bite, nip, chomp, or nibble on something or someone.
Bill is very bitey today.
Bitey
another word for spicy, or when something has a "bite" too it
Damn, these wings are bitey.
Bitey
a general name for any one possum
etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)
from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)