What is bell ends?

1. The end of a male's/transexual's penis.
2. Also uesd as an insult like "Dick head"

Commonly used by Ali-G in his movie and tv shows

1. "dude, check out my bell end its swollen from being kicked by my ex the other day"

2. "shut up you fucking bell end thats a stupid idea"

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"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

its not my fault i can't get it up, just lick my bell end

1. the tip of a mans penis
2. an insult

1.Core! Mr Bennett really has got an almighty bell end!

He certainly has!

2. Honestly, mate you really are massive bell end

Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.

Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard. This can also be known as the end of a penis, penis looks like the end, end etc.

You missed the ball, you bell end!

1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.

The head of the male penis. The glans.

Do you wanna see my bell end?

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.