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What is bedwarmer?
Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?
bedwarmer - video
Bedwarmer - what is it?
A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.
What does "bedwarmer" mean?
An insulting word meaning a woman/man who lays in the bed of someone else after having sex.
You can use it and if the person isn't smart, they'll think its a cute little name.
John: I love you bedwarmer.
Jane: Awww, thanks boo!
Bedwarmer - what does it mean?
A hot-air fart that warms your body and bed as it escapes.
I love to eat turkey chili in the winter. The chili gets me warm as it goes down, and causes bedwarmers that keep me toasty when I sleep.
Bedwarmer - meaning
Bedwarmer is an entry level career. No real skill is needed, some people are better at it than others, those who have naturally hot body temperatures are good at this. This job involves, warming other peoples beds, so people can jump straight into a warm bed. The hours of work are particularly limited, normally between 8pm and 10pm each evening. Earnings are also limited, "if I warm a bed in Leeds and then have to drive 10 miles/kilometers to the next house, I may only make £20. Other nights I might get 3 in one house, then I'm quids in!" Said Ken 48 Bedwarmer and part time Cabin Maker. With the price of fuel it can be demoralising. Bed warming takes a minimum of 20 minutes, its quicker the more flesh is exposed, most professionals wear swimwear. No companies currently provide this service, so all those working as Bedwarmers are self employed. It can be considered illegal as often many workers are paid cash in hand, hence the reason it's more underground and finding a good one is difficult. Theres a group on facebook campaigning for Bedwarmer rights, with the hope of care agencies promoting this as a career in the future.
I got a new job as a Bedwarmer.