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What is bedtime story?
Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.
A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?
B: Sure.
A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...
bedtime story - video
Bedtime story - what is it?
To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
Man, go read grandma a bed time story.
What does "bedtime story" mean?
Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.
Bedtime story - what does it mean?
An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.
Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
Bedtime story - meaning
When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.
When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
Bedtime story - definition
The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
Bedtime story - slang
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"