The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

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Batting practice - slang

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

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Batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

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Batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."

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