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What is barnacle?
gray, scaly, nasty-ass psoriosis scabs
"Young Motor" Crumb has some barnacles on his ashy-ass elbows. Just playing JS; don't beat me up.
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barnacle - video
Barnacle - what is it?
n: a person or group of people who will support the claims/do the biddings of their 'hull' (leader) whether or not he/she is right or his/her requests are reasonable.
Often seen in card game communities or the MMORPG arena. (I.E. Magic the Gathering or W.o.W.)
Ex. 1:
Fred the Hull: Hey barnacle - go get me a soda and then give me all of your rares!
Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing, Fred! You want my card sleeves too?
Ex. 2:
Fred the Hull: Hey, Branden - I need some water essences. Want to farm them for me?
Branden the Barnacle: Sure thing!
Fred the Hull: God, I love having barnacles.
What does "barnacle" mean?
A girl who, just as the man is about to pull out, sticks her body to him in order to stop him pulling out.
"I was about to pull out, but she went barnacle. Now I have child support payments."
Barnacle - what does it mean?
1. A major zit infestation
2. An exclamation used by Spongebob Squarepants
1. Bradley has a barnacle problem. Did you see that really green one on his chin?
2. Oh barnacles, Patrick!
Barnacle - meaning
Noun - A clingy significant other, or person in general giving unwanted attention and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for whoever a person is dating.
"Robin's calling -again-? Sheesh, what a barnacle."
Barnacle - definition
An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."
Barnacle - slang
Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.
"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."
Barnacle
A slut or a person who has multiple sexual partners. Biologically speaking, a barnacle can mate with multiple partners at the same time through the use of tentacles.
Mary - "Lucy just got with 5 boys at once. She's such a barnacle."
Barnacle
1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"
1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"
Barnacle
verb
to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship
“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”