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What is baptise?

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

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Baptise - what is it?

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

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What does "baptise" mean?

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."

John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
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Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

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Baptise - what does it mean?

Is baptizing an human when you open up there humans mind too hear voice's during the baptising process,and exemplifi of paasing out for fun,haveing somebody press on your chest while you hold your breath for 3o seconds and paas out.

D.H.D Baptising is only a good ritual for people who understands their spiritual anatomy

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Baptise - meaning

Pulling out and blowing your load all over a female's ass after having sex in the doggystle position.

Suppose you see a fine woman walk by with a nice ass, you can say, " Damn baby girl, I wanna baptise that ass" or "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my crib and I'll baptise that ass".

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Baptise - definition

When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.

Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.

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Baptise - slang

The act of flinging a combination of saliva and pre-come onto the forehead of your partner during oral sex.

I had Hov playing while we were going at it so I had to bapitsed the bitch while she was down there.

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Baptise

An Irish ritual in which a young lad or young wan have their first proper drink at their first proper session. (Usually in a field)

Jaysis Bois, can't wait to head out tonight and get baptised

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Baptise

To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.

Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.

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Baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.

Baptise that shit dude!

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