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What is baptizing?
The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.
Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!
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Baptizing - what is it?
To water or dilute, as in liquor.
Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf!
What does "baptizing" mean?
southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.
Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.
Baptizing - what does it mean?
Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.
I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!
Baptizing - meaning
To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.
I just baptized that bisha!
Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.
Baptizing - definition
Man that bitched baptized me last night
Baptizing - slang
slang football term for getting hit real hard
originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott
OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor
Baptizing
To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.
You should baptize that before you light it up.
Baptizing
When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.
Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard
Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant
Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker
Baptizing
the method of wetting a joint with you lips so it would burn slower.
"yo, let's smoke a joint"
"baptize it thirst man"
"aite"