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What is bad dick?
Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.
I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!
bad dick - video
Bad dick - what is it?
when you got that half swole swinging dick that look bad bouncin and ready to pounce
snoop dogg hasa big bad dick
What does "bad dick" mean?
A BDD is the opposite of a GDD (good dick day). This is a man's worse nightmare when he is thinking about pulling his manhood out in front of his friends or a girl. Guys can do an assessment of their dick by looking/grabbing shortly and can determine whether or not he is going to wish he never pulled his johnson out. But let's be honest, every guy has BDDs, we just try to limit the exposure of them so that our buddies don't think we have a micropenis! Causes of BDDs can include the cold, nervousness, post gym, just got out of the pool, being repulsed by a fat sow of a woman, or if you are just being a fucking cuck.
B- "Damn bro check this shit out, my dick is saggin' and looks good as fuck right now!"
K- "Wow! That is a nice, flaccid looking cock, man! I wish mine looked that big..."
B- "Ah don't say that man, we all have BDDs. It's all dependent on the kind of day you're having."
K- "Well I guess I've had a BDD for the past 8 months because my wife never wants to let me have sex with her. When I try to she just laughs and says 'Is it in yet?' Then she invites Michael over and he beats that shit up..."
B- "That's fucking why you cuck, you've turned yourself into a BDD having loser. LMAO"
K- "What causes BDDs bro? I need to have sex with my wife!"
B- "Well BDDs or bad dick days, is when your cock is not looking its finest and it looks like a Hershey kiss. They can be caused by a good pump from the gym, being cold, or in your case, just being a cuckboy beta male sissy dick."
K- "Do you want to fuck my wife?"
B- "Bro..."
BDD (bad dick day) :(
Bad dick - what does it mean?
A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.
Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."
Bad dick - meaning
When you know he and his dick game is going to be trash
Gurl 1: '' He yelled at his mama for no reason''
Gurl 2: ''Oh hell nah, that's some bad dick energy gurl''
Bad dick - definition
when a girl tells her friends about a guys performance in s3x
she ruined his reputation with a bad dick review
Bad dick - slang
When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
Bad dick
when you penis has been naughty it is called a bad dick
bad dick! go back to your masters hand! it doesn't belong in someones ear!
Bad dick
a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection
disappointing, forgettable, and all too common
Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.
Bad dick
Black street slang for fucking a woman while she is "dry" vaginally.