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What is baby poop?
When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.
Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
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Baby poop - what is it?
An alternate name for a retarded person. This is insinuating that the man or woman is retarded because he/she came out of his or her mother's asshole when they were born.
Jon was in all sped classes and he ate his own sperm so we locked him in a cage and called him a poop baby.
What does "baby poop" mean?
A kid named Aj that was born out of his or her moms ass
David- yo Aj your a poop baby
Aj- Fuck me
Baby poop - what does it mean?
The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.
I always wondered why Davis was so weird...until I found out he was a poop baby.
Baby poop - meaning
A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.
OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.
Baby poop - definition
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!
Baby poop - slang
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:
This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
Baby poop
Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water
Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?