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What is baby hair?
YouTuber Quackity in a talent show sees this user
“Your a PBH looking bitch”
“what?”
“pussy baby ball hair”
baby hair - video
Baby hair - what is it?
Observed disorder of human anatomy is a chronic condition known as Mexican Baby Hair (AKA MBH). MBH is a genetic disease that is not fully understood however it is predominantly seen in Mexican babies. MBH can be seen at the top of the human forehead where the first follicles appear as thin wispy strands immediately preceding the more traditional tuft of human hair. Although both male and female Mexican babies can inherit this disease, it is believed that 95% of recorded examples appear in female Mexican babies. Some astute scientists have argued that this disease should be renamed Female Mexican Baby Hair, however the acronym FMBH happens to be frequently used ghetto slang which stands for "F*** my
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to lift the front area of her hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.
Hanna Ruth has Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) and should be jailed.
I saw a dirty homeless person hiding his Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) with a beanie.
What does "baby hair" mean?
Jordyn thinks she has baby hair
Baby hair - what does it mean?
Curly blondish hair on a male. Is usually short, and is reffered to as baby hair mainly because of the sort of "cupid" look it gives off.
"so you know Nathan likes you"
"eww, he has like... baby hair"
"yeah i know what you mean"
Baby hair - meaning
baby hairs are those tiny little pieces of hair that girls usually have sticking up after they straighten their hair. They're super annoying and really ugly.
"Jayde, look at that girls baby hairs, they're so ugly"
Baby hair - definition
When ghetto girls grease the wispy hair at the edges of their hair. They likely have long fake tacky fingernails.
These girls get mad and downvoted this
Look at Shaneequa teaching that white girl who wants to be black to grease her baby hair down with toothpaste
Baby hair - slang
Are the hairs at the beginning of your hair line, usually on girls. Their small and soft. Don’t confuse this with your grown up hair.
1: look, I have baby hair!
2: yeah work those baby hairs!
Baby hair
when you try to grease down the fine hair that's not as long as your natural hair mostly ghetto people do this so dont do baby hair
ghetto hoochie mama with baby hair
omg, i'm gonna grease my baby hair for the party tonight and i'm gonna work every guy there
Baby hair
The shorter hair starting at the beginning of your headline. Some might have them and other may not. Don't get your baby hair mistaken with your full grown hair that people just looking slicking on their foreheads like damn fools.
Oh yes girl. You slicked those baby hairs down.