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What is atkins diet?(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton. atkins diet - videoAtkins diet - what is it?A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass. I lost 75lbs on the Atkins Diet. What does "atkins diet" mean?A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis. The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise. Atkins diet - what does it mean?a stinking heap of rotting bullshit women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000 Atkins diet - meaningaka the fatkins diet. This diet consists of fat and meat. You basically walk around all day like zombie and your breath smells like paint chips. The typical diet looks like this. One stick of butter for breakfast, pigs feet for lunch and wheel of cheese from Randalls. Atkins diet - definitiona diet, that everyone seems to be on. incredibly annoying with all this damn talk about it. person: that guy who invented the atkins diet, died overweight. Atkins diet - slangAn estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower. I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape. Atkins dietan illogical diet that says eating lots of fat and protein will make you lose weight, when it actually just gets your arteries clogged and makes you constipated. It's actually better to have carbs i'm having a quadruple bypass surgery and i haven't taken a shit in a week Atkins dietA diet that focuses on banning carbs, contrary to popular belief no body knows if Atkins died of obesity like John Wayne was never even autopsied. Nerd: lollol12l3l1 i ate 20 bucckets of lard today l123o12l3 im on a diet Atkins dietA diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten. Steve just ate another vegan. |
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