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What is assgoblin?
a mythical creature usually found around the festive Halloween season. Is known to jump out of bushes and scare little kids with a rank smell. Usually worshiped by fags and demented people. Rumored to have an idol fashioned to look like someone's butt crack. Beware of and stay clear or rank smelling places or establishments that fags are known to frequent.
Watch out kiddies the assgoblins will be out tonight. Hey fella how bout we go find us some assgoblins for dates. What's that smell? there must be a assgoblin around here somewhere.
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Assgoblin - what is it?
someone who gets all up in dat ass like a goblin an shit!
Dam nigga i saw you all up ons that ass like you wuz a freakin assgoblin!
What does "assgoblin" mean?
noun- a person who is butt ass ugly
Man, that bitch is a damn assgoblin.
Assgoblin - what does it mean?
Joel Vincent. A poop eater that enjoys putting his finger in his butt.
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Assgoblin - meaning
1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.
2-A piece of shit
This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.
Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.
Assgoblin - definition
Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.
That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.
Assgoblin - slang
The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.
Assgoblin
Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.
John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street
Assgoblin
To like giving it up the ass.
Nick is an assgoblin.
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though the other definitions cover wat an assgoblin is, i would like to reveal their history which has been shrouded in mystery for centuries.
They were the spawn of some perverted leprechauns with an anus fetish were condemed by god to be ugly, green and lick/eat ass for the rest of eternity. they have bred over the centuries and are located around the globe. their culture is similar to the culture of people where they live, with slight irish and ass-worshipping rituals thrown in. when found trustworthy, they will befriend humans and sometimes inter-breed. Danny Devito is rumored to be one such half-ass-goblin. i know all of this from an assgoblin i befriended in New York. at the time i was young and knew nothing of the assgoblins inteligence, which is similar to humans, with the exception of annoyingly squeaky voices and anus-licking tendencies. different races of assgoblin are denoted by number of toes
My friend, Ning Nong The Three Toed Ass Goblin lives in New York and has his own line of designer clothes and a pub where crossbreeds(such as Danny Devito) and ass-goblins gather and converse about asses freely