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What is assburger?Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails. FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!" assburger - meme gifassburger - videoAssburger - what is it?Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns". I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers. What does "assburger" mean?1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior. Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay. Assburger - what does it mean?Pronunciation of the word, βAspergerβs,β which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it donβt usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice. Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers? Assburger - meaningA play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell. "ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1" Assburger - definitionA common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers. I have aspergers. Assburger - slangAn individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV! AssburgerFecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger. I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers. AssburgerA hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them. Oh God, I forgot my lunch and there's nothing to buy but assburgers.... I think I'll just not eat. AssburgerA person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome. You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself. |
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