Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass table?

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

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ass table - video


Ass table - what is it?

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

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What does "ass table" mean?

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

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Ass table - what does it mean?

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks

I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back

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Ass table - meaning

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

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Ass table - definition

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

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Ass table - slang

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

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Ass table

a chair

*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!

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Ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

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