Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ass fries?

Your cat sits on your french fries making them ass fries. You then give them to your failure of a husband who gleefully eats the ass fries.

Tails just sat on the fries and they are now "ass fries"

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Ass fries - what is it?

A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.

this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.

this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.

this is a form of domination pleasure.

your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"

"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"

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What does "ass fries" mean?

Some thing that smells like burnt toast and swamp ass

Defined by: Chris Bove

That huge bitch smells like fried ass!

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Ass fries - what does it mean?

Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.

"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"

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Ass fries - meaning

It is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.

I ate some ass-fries at the cafeteria and I couldn't shit for a week.

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Ass fries - definition

French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.

"Oh Man Ass-Fries for dinner again, wtf"

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Ass fries - slang

The act of wiping a fry down the crack of one's ass and proceeding to eat it

"Why does Rob have that fry down the back of his pants?"
"He's making ass fries..."

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Ass fries

Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!

Dude, I was shitting ass fries this morning. It hurt badddd.

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Ass fries

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries

Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.

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Ass fries

The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.

Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.

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