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What is ass explosion?
WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
ass explosion - video
Ass explosion - what is it?
Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the consumption of chineese take out (a.k.a. cat/msg), or spicy food (i.e. thai).
I was sitting on the toilet, and boy did I ever have explosive ass syndrome! I was wish my ass was inactive like a dormant geyser.
What does "ass explosion" mean?
A penitant convict on death row found religion and repented his crime. From then on, he stuck a pin in his ass everytime he sinned through thought, word or deed. When executed on the electric chair, the amount of metal embedded in him made his ass explode in a huge mushroom cloud of blood and shit.
"My goodness, that mans ass exploded."
Ass explosion - what does it mean?
The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.
Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.
Ass explosion - meaning
When you immediately sit down on the toilet and your ass explodes like a volcano.
After eating Taco Bell I barely made it to the bathroom with a severe case of lava ass explosion.
Ass explosion - definition
When your ass literally blows up in a fiery ball of shit, flames, and intestines.
Jessica: Was that a bomb?
Chris: No. I had a bit of an ass explosion. I hate when my ass fucking explodes!!
Ass explosion - slang
There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
Ass explosion
The results of eating at a cafeteria in any of the SUNY schools. Explosive Diarhea.
"God, I only hade enough time to get back to my room before I had to let my ass explode."