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What is ass Taco?
juicy shit that sticks in your butt cheeks after a juicy fart
man that spicy food gave me taco ass
ass Taco - video
Ass Taco - what is it?
a mexican living in the united states
a white woman and a latino woman got into an argument on the bus. the latino woman called the white woman 'raggedy ass'. the whire woman responded by calling the latino woman a 'taco ass'. the latino woman said "i'm not mexican,
i'm puerto rican".
What does "ass Taco" mean?
The feeling of utter discomfort one gets from a combination of eating spicy or hot food, making a torturous bowel movement, inadequatly cleansing their butt hole and or crack, and being so hot, that one sweats in the crack of their ass, causing a witches brew of catastrophic proportions in the rectal area. Taco ass can be further irritated by chafing from activity(i.e. walking,running, etc.), or chafing from being extremely fat.
Damn it, I guess I didnt wipe good enough, I have some bad taco ass!
Ass Taco - what does it mean?
1.) Based on the movie starring, Larry the Cable Guy, 'Delta Farce'. When he and two of his buddies are accidently dropped off by the Army in Mexico instead of Iraq, they are befriended and taken in by the small town they inadvertedly saved from a local drug lord. When fed tacos, the guys are still convinced that they are in Iraq. After hearing that they were tacos, the trio concluded that it might contain camel meat. Hence, the dubbing name of Camel Ass Taco. 2.) Now used by several service men that refer to any kind of woman's anatomy from the Middle East. Persian Pussy is also currently referred to as Camel Ass Taco. 3.) A rascist description of many business owners, (i.e. Convenience store, liquor stores, gas stations, et al.,) Nomally used in context with Middle Eastern people, it is quite often transgressed to mean almost anyone from the Asian subcontinent, such as India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, et cetera.
Cusine: "That was great! Some wicked, 'Camel Ass Taco'!"
Sex: "I know that chick is from Iran, but she is a narly 'Camel Ass Taco', dude!"
Convenience store patron: "That guy running that joint is a real 'Camel Ass Taco'! Must be from turbanville somewhere."
Ass Taco - meaning
A taco that will fuck up your within minutes by turning your asshole into a diarrhea cannon.
I ate a bitch ass taco today and my day went to shit, literally.
Ass Taco - definition
When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.
David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.
Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.
David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.
Ass Taco - slang
1. The act of shitting, though not completely out, but predominantly into one's own ass crack and pressing the ass cheeks together to complete the effect. For a complete "Mexican effect," commit this act after the Dirty Sanchez.
2. An insult which is an image comparable to a person who is described as such.
1. Last night Mia was rough! I fucked her in the ass, and gave her a stank Dirty Sanchez. With that upset, she followed up with an ass taco.
2. For fuck's sake, Howard, stop being such an ass taco!
Ass Taco
feces, lint, toilet paper and other stuff between your ass
i rubed ass tacos on mikey's face.
Ass Taco
The act of spreading ground beef, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and cheese within the ass crack of your lover and proceeding to eat the contents of the ass taco and using the grease to lick the asshole of said lover without the very typical butthole taste and smell.
My hispanic and very stereotypical boyfriend loves to make ass tacos with me.
Ass Taco
A sexual act involving 2 partners. (A and B)
Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)
Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.
Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).
Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.
- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.
Hoar : Do you want an ass taco?
Hoar 2: Oh ya, Oh ya