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What is arizona?
Arizona is hot, sometimes miserable, but from late october to late march, its fucking WONDERFULLL. Usually the highs are around 65 to 75 degrees, occasionally up in the low 80s. We used to have amazing real estate until the economy went to shit. Other then that, very beautiful houses. The vibes you get from people are amazing too. You get smiles from every where you go. Go to New York, look at someone, you get a smile? No. Go to Arizona -- Tucson for example -- cross someone on the crosswalk, you can expect a friendly smile, hey, or hows it goin. Dont get me wrong its just like every other city with flaws. Schools aren't so good. Since theres nothing to do there a lot of kids smokin weed. but seriously why wouldnt you be in the first place? very good weed, there are times when people are completely dry tho so look out for the week after 420. If you want to live here, i dont kno why you would, but the reasons are simple. You wont die from heat exhaustion, many parks, dog parks, malls of course, friends, good work, good vibes, good food, and a short trip to rocky point :)
Arizona can be miserable at times, but then Arizona makes up for it in the winter.
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Arizona - what is it?
A state in the Midwest U.S.A. Yes we have our issue but I'm sick of people who are not from Arizona who have not been here long enough to just decide what it is what it is not. Ya we have bad pollution, but if you were smart and used your brain then you would remember how often does it rain, not that often. we have bad pollution because it does not rain regural so the air does not get cleaned as often.also what about other cities that have bad pollution that it does rain in the sun does fade the car, but thats why you use a I don't know a garage maybe or just get white. we can't really help the fact that who have a bed governor because half the people don't vote and the people who do don't know what they are doing. we have bad schools yes, but that is why you go to private schools.also I can't vote so not my fault. look at Xavier Collage Prep and Brophy College Prep two of the best schools in the nation. the heat is not bad at all. it is better to be hot rather than freezing your ass off now isn't . Furthermore losers who can't take the heat they can go to Prescott or Flagstaff were it is cooler. people also base all their ideas and opinion on Arizona on only two places: Phoenix and Tucson. this is bad because these are the major cities that are always going to have crime issue. what do you think people thought about Chicago and New York during the times of Bugsy Moran, mob wars, or when alcohol was illegal here.
so losers who know nothing about the Az here please stop and think before you bad mouth. why don't you think about all the bad points to your home state and figure out a way to fix them before you give a shit about ours.
Jenny: "So where are you from?"
Sara: "I'm from Arizona. Where are you from?"
Jenny: "I hate that place. It is so hot and there is no snow."
Sara: "Have you ever been there?"
Jenny: "NO!!!"
Sara: "Then why are you talking about it under nothing based on knowledg?"
What does "arizona" mean?
a state with sand up its vagina .. literally and metaphorically. A state that allows open racial discrimination, demands birth certificates from presidential nominees and allows one to carry an assault rifle without an id (but if you look Hispanic you better be carrying an ID to prove you are not an illegal immigrant)
in those lovely few days every month you start acting like Arizona
Arizona - what does it mean?
The sweetest state in the nation. Known for great pizza, Camelback road, and awesome single sex schools. Phoenix is the heart of the southwest. People from Arizona tend to be MAD HOT.
Man, that girl is smockinnnnng, she must be from Arizona.
Arizona - meaning
Damn..arizona is a bomb-ass driink.
Arizona - definition
its hot as hell in arizona! most of the state is desert, but northern arizona has the rockies and its fucking beautiful near flagstaff; phoenix and tuscon are 2 megaplex cities w/ most of the population; 'zona is famous for hot weather, drugs, and mexican migrants
its so fucking hot in arizona!
Arizona - slang
1.)an otherwise uninhabital state if it weren't for the invention of the air conditioner
2.)We're california's unwillingly go to die
3.)sand trap where immigrants and people in general get lost in search of california
1.)my AC broke ahhh! *Catches on fire*
2.)what! this isn't the way to vegas *catches on fire*
2.)this isn't california *catches on fire*
Arizona
The best 24 oz. drink you can get for 99 cents. They come in kiwi strawberry, mucho mango, watermwlon, unsweetened tea, fruit punch, rasberry, and sweetened tea. i think thats it. well all that comes in a can anyway.
I usually drink the iced tea with the sugar.
Arizona
The best place in the US! It has the best scenery, the best weather and by far the hottest women. Way better then ohio.
What else can I say?
Arizona
Arizona - It's the devil's playground
The devil wanted a place on earth, sort of a summer home, a place to spend his vacation, whenever he wanted to roam.
So he picked out Arizona, a place both wretched and rough, where the climate was to his liking, and the cowboys hardened and tough.
He dried up the lakes in the valley, then burned and scorched it all, He dried up the streams in the canyons, and ordered no rain to fall.
Then over this barren desert, he transplanted shrubs from Hell, the cactus thistle and prickly pear, the climate suited them well.
Now the home was much to his liking, but animal life he had none, so he created crawling creatures, that all mankind would shun.
First he made the rattlesnake, with its forked poisonous tongue, taught it to strike and rattle, and how to shallow its young.
Then he made scorpions and lizards, and the ugly old horned toad, he placed spiders of every description, under the rocks by the side of the road.
Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, hotter and hotter still, until even the cactus wilted, and the old horned toads looked ill.
Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom, as any creator would, he chuckled a little, rolled up his sleeves, and admitted it was good.
T'was summer now and Satan, lay by a prickly pear to rest, the sweat rolled off his sweaty brow, so he took off his coat and vest.
"By golly", he finally panted, "I did my job to well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than hell!"
It doesn't get any better than Arizona :).