Definder - what does the word mean?

What is anal tissue?

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

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anal tissue - video


Anal tissue - what is it?

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.

How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
What happened?
I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
That's terrible. So what did you do?
I used my undershirt.

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