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What is anal seepage?
A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.
After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.
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Anal seepage - what is it?
When a woman not using birth control uses an anal tampon, or really any tampon of the right size, and inserts it into her anus post anal sex to soak semen and prevent sperm from leaking into her vagina and causing an anal fart baby. Some of the semen is absorbed into her intestines, some of the semen is shat out before and after the insertion.
My anal only wife uses anal seepage tampons to prevent an the birth of an anal seepage baby when she does not use birth control.
What does "anal seepage" mean?
Is my best friend.
Osmo: "Who's your best friend?"
Kelmo: "Anal seepage!!!!"
Anal seepage - what does it mean?
The act of losing liquid from your anus due to medications or too many dicks.
Kyyyle suffers from anal seepage and a sandy vagina
Anal seepage - meaning
When anal fluid slowly rages out of the butthole.
Hey, man I heard you had a bad case of anal seepage.
Anal seepage - definition
Something pretty unpleasant and guaranteed to spoil a date. Some strange little seals and a rodent creature also sing about this on www.rathergood.com Can you feel it baby!
I experienced some anal seepage, and had to make excuses to leave incase my date smelt anything funny.
Anal seepage - slang
n. the leakage or unprecedented discharge of rectal fluids often following the consumption of violent foodstuffs or the rammage of objects unto the anal cavity.
"hath thou anal seepage, young Ulberth?"
"aye, i 'ave but eaten a rat curry with my daily doseage of bumming action with ye town cryer's brother, Borfred."