Definder - what does the word mean?

What is altruism?

Acting upon the best interests of other people.

Stop being selfish and show some altruism

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Altruism - what is it?

Monetary fraud that masks itself as altruistic behavior but in reality is just a cover for stealing obscene amounts of money from the ignorant masses and giving the ill-gotten proceeds to Democrat politicians.

Maxine Waters was so happy with the effective altruism shown to her and her cronies by Sam Bankman Fried (SBF) that she blew him a kiss at the conclusion of a Congressional hearing.

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What does "altruism" mean?

The belief that humans where created and manipulated by extraterrestrials. Other tenets include, "all is one" philosophy, and a disdain for love of self.

After his visit to the ancient site, he became interested in Astro-Altruism.

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Altruism - what does it mean?

When one's unsolicited help causes damage.

She has a terrible habit of intruding to help when not even asked for, which mostly ends in a disaster. That is the definition of toxic altruism.

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Altruism - meaning

Not removing from the gene pool (slowly, painfully) all the back-stabbing a-holes in your life.

"That *@#!*%#*! back-stabbed me so bad! He/She is lucky I believe in altruism!"

revenge betrayal mercy backstab benevolent

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Altruism - definition

the deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others or the public interest.

Wow, that Steve McGuire really hooked us up on Yankee tickets. Talk about altruism!

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Altruism - slang

Paradigm that kindness to a genetically diametric entity will increase language robustness in one's own tribe.

This is because increased male inheritance in one's in-group's offspring leads to greater language-variability.

Thus: language variability selects pressure for male cooperation.

Altruism exists because genes loop; genes loop because language loops.

Thus genes are based on language...

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Altruism

shit that means badasses doing nice things for a while then going back to being cool and black and stuff.

The motorcycle gang was in a state of altruism when they painted the old hookers house but then went back to usual by fucking the old mother fuckin bastard.

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Altruism

the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others

She has to much altruism.

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Altruism

The belief that perhaps humans should occasionally give a shit about other humans.

See also: Evolutionary adaptations that precipitate the continuation of life in the universe.

lol, Altruism? Why should I have to pay for someone elses' continued survival? Let natural selection take it's place *lol* (Three-billion years of multicellular evolution for nothing)

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