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What is alt tiktok?
annoying ass little girls who repeatedly use “no❤️” dye the first stands of their hair any neon color, gatekeep sounds that they think they fucking own, and oh don’t forget how their bitchass love to cry when a verified tiktoker uses “their” sound they’re dumbass didn’t even create and always use the fucking word “incel” and always fucking comment “why am i on straight tiktok” like shut your bitchass up the reason you’re on straight tiktok is because it’s on your fyp dumb ass bitch. alt tiktok is the fucking stupid and they’re all basic ass bitches and nothings even fucking different about them basically if you’re on alt tiktok you’re on the most fucking problematic side.
“alt tiktok is the superior side”- said no one fucking ever
alt tiktok - video
Alt tiktok - what is it?
elite tiktokhas sides such as trë, bean tiktok, elmo tiktok, hanging babies tiktok, sm6 tiktok, shrek tiktok, care bear sacrifice tiktok, retail arguments, makka pakka, pingu, jason earles, frogs, and deep fried videos with russian captions :) WOULD HIGHLY RECCOMEND!
alt tiktok! martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽
What does "alt tiktok" mean?
The SJW twitter mob decided to go to TikTok and now think that they're superior to everyone else and think that they're the 'good' side of TikTok when really all of TikTok is a burning shitpile.
"I'm interesting I'm on alt tiktok I'm not like other girls I'm quirky UwU I also hate anyone who isn't the minority because I'm edgy"
Alt tiktok - what does it mean?
Alt tiktok (aka gay tiktok or elite tiktok) is the more fun side of tiktok. We do have an elite sense of humor that will make straight tiktok people confused. Everyone wants in, but they just can’t get in (cough avani cough). For example:
Lilhuddy- straight tiktok
Chaserutherford- alt tiktok
Straight kid: “I love this tiktok”
(It’s a dance tiktok)
Cool kid: “Oh cool... What side of tiktok are you on?”
Straight kid: “There are sides?”
Cool kid: “smh😹😹😹😻😻🙀🙀”
no one likes straight tiktok unless they have no sense of humor
alt tiktok 4eva 😻😻😻
Alt tiktok - meaning
The people that are so insecure they let it out on you, and in my popular opinion, the worst people. They bark at you and treat you like shit, they dehumanize men and say "KAM" (Kill All Men) and their logic is so terrible. They are literally 13 year old girls that will tell a 20 year old man to "educate himself" whenever he is correct. They will literally say "BARK BARK WOOF WOOF" when they get something wrong in an argument, it is constantly joked about and denied on the "straight TikTok" community, this whole alt vs straight is very, very dumb and childish.
TL;DR: don't go on TikTok, at all. save yourselves
Hey bro you heard of alt TikTok?
You mean the insecure, annoying, 13 year old girls on the internet that think they're depressed?
Yeah that, I hate it.
Me too.
Alt tiktok - definition
where social rejects gather together to try and be "main characters" and think theyre the shit for 10 seconds
alt tiktok is a hellhole where speeding up a nicki minaj song is "funny" and "content". don't expect to be welcomed if you are anything execpt for a bernie bro. Straight white men are shamed for fun and color customizer makes you "quirky". what a big yikes.
Alt tiktok - slang
Alt (alternative) Tiktok is the good side of Tiktok. It's filled with punks, people who love music, fashion and all that other artsy stuff, alt people, gay people, and goths. There's actually funny and high quality content on alt Tiktok. There's no hype house, no verified creators, no cringe, and no thirst traps.
Emma: Did you see that new tiktok that Generic White Guy #1 made with Generic White Guy #2?
Marie: No, I'm on alt TikTok. We don't do cringy dances here.
Alt tiktok
bitches who don’t get enough attention at home so they split up tiktok into categories and claim they’re on "alt tiktok". the only thing "alt" bitches do is use color customizer, use cat emojis, use "no❤️" as an argument, and say "ugh i’m on straight tiktok", like bitch just say you don’t get attention at home and go.
alt tiktoker: omg ew i’m on straight tiktok get me out😿😿💔
regular tiktoker: stfu before i smack you
Alt tiktok
Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽
𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚 ♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣
Or even
chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯 ♀️
LOTS MORE ON ALT TIKTOK
Alt tiktok
alt tiktok: “i don’t know how you can hate from outside of the club, you can’t even get in”