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What is albert?
albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.
Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!
albert - meme gif
albert - video
Albert - what is it?
An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
What does "albert" mean?
an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name
your such an albert
Albert - what does it mean?
a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy
oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert
Albert - meaning
a pussy
omg he's such an albert
Albert - definition
a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
albert burbank, albert einstein
Albert - slang
1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.
prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;
Albert
albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.
a large gassy fart escaped from the albert
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum
Albert
a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.
"that guy is such an albert."
Albert
a hot sexy dude a little overwight
that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks sexy