Acquired Asshole Deficiency Syndrome.
A tragic condition in which radiation damage causes the taint to fuse to the other side of the asshole, resulting in a plug sufficient to partially or completely prevent defecation.
Warning signs: prior to the development of full blown AADS, one may notice tingling agarose.
Known risk factors: microwave exposure. Exposure to American Dad.
Treatment: can sometimes be treated with a diet that produces wet diarrhea. May also be corrected by painful surgery.
Asian Attention Disorder.All asians have this disease when you are heavily focused on a topic and you stray away from it in less than a few seconds.there is no medication for this disease
Asian student-"I have to finish my essays"*hair strand falls out*
Student-"NEAT"
*plays with strand for a few minutes
Teacher-"Pass up your papers"
Student-"FUCK!!!I SUFFER FROM AAD"
A not so common term, in common terms meaning "attention attracting disorder".
This derives from the ancient meaning of ADD, which stands for "attention deficit disorder".
The parables are easily noticed.