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What is a bruh moment?
when you're dumb friend uses "you're" in the wrong context
that was a total bruh moment my guy
a bruh moment - video
A bruh moment - what is it?
Doc: turns out ye boi Jay Jizzles has cancer
Friend: that’s terrible!
6th grader out of NO where: that’s a Bruh Moment
What does "a bruh moment" mean?
A bruh moment is when something is so shocking and unexpected, the victim can only respond with “Bruh”. A bruh moment is also measured by its “Bruh Velocity” or “BV” which also means “Bad Vibes”. For example, the pizza rolls not being ready demonstrates low signs of BV. Karen taking the kids, however, shows much more bruh velocity.
Man 1: *Is diagnosed with cancer* Bruh...
Man 2: Wow, that bruh moment looked like it had a ton of Bruh Velocity
A bruh moment - what does it mean?
when some nigga does some fuck shit
bruh why are you massaging a nigga's pee pee bruh that is such a bruh moment
A bruh moment - meaning
Bruh moment, un bruh momento, esto es un momento de bruh( this is a moment of bruh) . What you say when something unbelievably stupid happens
Friend: I couldn’t come to school yesterday because I accidentally sat on my iPod shuffle and got it stuck up my ass and had to stay in ER till 4 am
You: what a bruh moment
A bruh moment - definition
One of those moments that just makes you say bruh
Kid 1- Hey look at this *picture of monkey with glasses*
Kid 2- bruh thats such a bruh moment
A bruh moment - slang
An urban expression which describes an embarrassing event or compromising situation. A speaker uses "Bruh!" to punctuate his disappointment and/or disgust at the specific event or situation. It's the inner-city equivalent to "Omfg!" (teenaged girls), "Seriously?!" (gay men), "Holy shit, bro!" (white boys), or the ghetto's own "SMDH."
(Bruh Moment: Marquise finds Darnell passed out next to a toilet, having thrown up and shitted all over himself.
MARQUISE: Bruh!
(Bruh Moment: Tyrone misses a wide-open layup.)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Bruh!
(Bruh Moment: Little homey enters the room sporting wack-ass haircut.)
MAN 1: Bruh! Who da fuck cut yo damn hair?!
(Bruh Moment: Thot enters Jerome's house, looking about 200 lbs heavier than she does on her Instagram pictures.)
JEROME: Bruh!
JUDGE: Mr. Farmer, the court sentences you to 7 years for felonious assault.
TONY FARMER: Bruh! *faints*
A bruh moment
The most epic phrase used only by true gamers to describe any imaginable situation
You committed several war crimes, what a bruh moment
A bruh moment
The pure awestruck experienced by a ridiculously silly action that usually sparks a gasp, or a "Bruh", hence the name.
"Billie just had a bruh moment as his friend Josh proceeds to do a backflip, then eat his own ass."
A bruh moment
'Bruh moment' is a blanket term for all situations that merit a reaction, whether that be shock, awe, or any other strongly felt emotion. In these such situations one must exclaim 'Bruh!', typically in a low tone of voice. Typically only men will exclaim using the word 'bruh', however, the S.O.B. (Society of Bruh) is a progressive union full of verified gamer bros and care not whether man nor woman exclaims with the word 'bruh'.
A bruh moment can include these situations:
Man 1: "Karen took the kids again! I don't think I'll ever see them again!"
Man 2: "Bruh!"