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What is a Gordon Brown?
Cheap-ass swindler in charge of taxation in the UK. Doesn't drive so has no first hand experience of the enourmous tax that drivers have to pay, thanks to his greed.
Very scarey fake smile. Run away! Run awaaayy!
Gordon Brown - He'd steal your grandma's teeth if you let him.
a Gordon Brown - video
A Gordon Brown - what is it?
looks like a sad face drawn on a scrotum (also see my def of government
gordon brown is ugly and can't run our country right :p
What does "a Gordon Brown" mean?
Unelected Prime Minister of the UK who became PM by some kind of divine appointment and proceded to hand over any power left in the country to a load of unelected sharks in the EU. When he was chancellor, Brown squandered money like it was going out of style. He wasted billions on illegal invasions, stupid pet projects like the Dome, employing a legion of civil servants and quangos, and sold Britain's gold reserves when the value of gold was at an all-time low. He ended up taxing everyone to death and raiding pensions. Basically he has always wanted the job of PM, isn't bothered in the slightest if he has no idea of what he's supposed to do. Now the likes of Milliband are sharpening their knives, waiting to steal his crown, but to be honest he has nothing to worry about. His party is just a collection of gutless no-hopers who between them couldn't run a bath.
If I was a parent or teacher and I saw Gordon Brown coming towards the school playground grinning that grin of his I think I'd call the police.
A Gordon Brown - what does it mean?
Person A: Did you see him? He saved the world!
Person B: He's just like Gordon Brown.
A Gordon Brown - meaning
Fat dickhead who's the prime minister of Britain who needs to be shot.
Hey, save some of Gordon Brown's flab for me!
A Gordon Brown - definition
Used to refer to being short of money ie on a budget.
(Gordon Brown is chancellor of the exchequer and sets the budget for the UK)
Boab - goan doon the pub the night Rab?
Rab - Ah cannae mate, ah'm oan the Gordon Brown.
A Gordon Brown - slang
Gordon Brown (British Prime minister) is a, dour, and morbid, scotsman in private, similar to the character called "Private Frazer" from "dads army". He broods over how much he hates the sassenach English and about how we are "all doomed, aye doooomed I tell ye"
In his spare time, Gordon Brown, likes to cook haggis and do a sword dance while wearing his dads tartan skirt (he is too mean to buy his own (typical Jock)). Occassionaly he is found slumped at his desk much the the worse for his whiskey swilling sessions where a "wee dram" often turns into a few pints of single malt from the supermarket (£6.99 Asda - the stingy bastard) He is most notable for being a notorious thief who allowed his friend Tony Blair to push billions of tax payers money to companies who swindled us in over-extravagant technology deals.
Gordon Brown is also a name synonymous with a womans vaginal region (cunt)
1st man:
What on earth is that scottish twat doing in a English parliament telling us what we can and cannot do?
Lets send our Mp's to scotland and tell them tightfisted gingernuts what they can do with their spare cash and time huh?
2nd man:
Youre right there, but what I want to know is, why isnt Scunthorpe spelt Sgordonbrownthorpe
1st man : Aye I know who put gordon brown in parliament but who put the Cunt in Scunthorpe
A Gordon Brown
Current Labour Prime minister in United Kingdom. Has never stood as Prime Minister in a general election and intends to surrender United Kingdom to be ruled by unelected foreigners in European Union against the will of the people of UK. Considered a traitor to UK by many of its people.
Last job taxman expert at taking money off british people not so good at spending it wisely
Despite massive calls Gordon Brown refuses to give the people a say on European Union.
A Gordon Brown
A penis in a suit.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
A Gordon Brown
Taxes for fun
Wages down, out my money runs
Throughout the night, no cash in sight
Never a pound with Gordon Brown...