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What is a 79?
A bookface page set up by realistic 4wd enthusiasts to discuss the shortcomings of the Toyota 79 series. Unfortunately the page has been flooded by narcissistic fools that own a 79 and try and mansplain why their poorly finished “truck” with all associated regalia including 5 poster bull bars, KW mudflaps, mismatched wheel tracks and the last decades grenade engine, is actually better than a Mahindra all while telling you’re poor because you’re smart enough to not buy one.
Hey bruh, screw those poor losers on No need for a 79I! I just sold my house to buy this sick rig. Check out my Insta handle, Showpony_muppet.79 for the game changing build!
a 79 - video
A 79 - what is it?
It means damn stupid. An amplified variant of on9
Extreme coarse language.
poison male 1: 'hey'
poison male 1: 'my sister used to work as a sales in...'
poison male 2: 'on lun 79'
What does "a 79" mean?
It means when you are on fire but your pants
My 79 was so lit that my pants had issues
A 79 - what does it mean?
Toyota's 70 series single and double cab landcruisers, over priced, under powered V8 and an interior that's stuck in the 1980's.
A blank canvas to throw 50k plus at if you want a half decent 4wd.
There goes Timmy in he's game changing instagram build of a 79 series thinking about poor life choices again.
A 79 - meaning
Similar to the position 69 but with a larger woman.
I did 79 with a girl last night and she cracked four of my ribs.
A 79 - definition
Scoliosis Version Of 69.
That New Shit With Hand Cuffs; So I Heard.
Zimmerman<3
79 My World Baby(;
A 79 - slang
when a girl goes into hyper splits on a guy
we did 79 not 69
A 79
The sex position of choice is the during the seventies. It is like the popular ’69,’ but a decade later in the disco inferno we call the seventies. Like the sixty-nine, the woman lays on top of the man head-to- toe where both partners can execute oral sex to the others genitals. Make sure the woman is on top so she can use a full head and neck motion to perform her fellatio. The main difference is that the woman, while performing oral sex, sticks her finger up the guy’s ass. This is due to the fact that several years after its heyday, disco and all its leisure suit glory is seen as “kinda gay.” If enacted correctly, both partners will soon be climaxing with full orgasms that coincide to the beat of “That’s the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh.)”
Dude, she got up to the second knuckle when we 79'd.
A 79
The adverage life span of a human in years
She is 79 years old. She's is at the near end of her life.
A 79
A percentage pointing to the statistic that out of all suicides 79% are men.
“Bro, if I don’t pass this test imma join the 79%!”
“I have the masculine urge of gambling my life savings away and then joining the 79%.”