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What is Zorched?

The Zorch is your second mythical stomach which can only be filled by expressing your individual style. Whenever you listen to music, create artwork, or be apart of something completely original, you are feeding your Zorch.

I'm going to a Creed show tonight, I can't wait to listen to live music and feed my Zorch!

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Zorched - what is it?

The act of swallowing the fart of another, through direct contact with their anus. Typically performed in a sexual context.

Allan consumed a large kale salad at lunch so David could zorch his farts in the evening.

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What does "Zorched" mean?

Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)

Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!

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Zorched - what does it mean?

cool, fresh, outta sight

Hey, check it out... I got this zorch new MP3 player.

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Zorched - meaning

A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.

I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.

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Zorched - definition

the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass

That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.

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Zorched - slang

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.

"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."

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Zorched

v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.

I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.

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Zorched

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

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Zorched

Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.

Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.

Damn, Two Hawks is really ZORCHED today. How is he even walking?

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