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What is Zombie job?
When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
Zombie job - video
Zombie job - what is it?
When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...
After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.
What does "Zombie job" mean?
The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").
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Zombie job - what does it mean?
In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.
Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.
The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.
Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.
Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.
Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.
Zombie job - meaning
receiving head or giving head to a dead/undead person
tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya