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What is Yogurt?
DEFINITION: A mixture of resin/hash in a yogurt good alternate from hash cakes.
WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.
dude: 'yogurt? what that?'
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'
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Yogurt - video
Yogurt - what is it?
A variety of Cum which usually tastes a bit sour and is very clumpy - usually due to prior prolonged time of no sexual activity
Daaaamn nigga that cum is yogurt, i cant get it out of my teeth
What does "Yogurt" mean?
When your penis is really moist and soft
He has yogurt
Yogurt - what does it mean?
The misnomer of Eggnog usually used by someone who's had a little too much to drink.
Person 1: I'm gonna grab some more egg nog, anyone else want any?
Person 2: Yeah, I'll have some more of that yogurt.
Yogurt - meaning
Greg's so yogurt
Yogurt ass motherfucker
Kid's mad yogurt, lookin' like a motherfucking yoplait dessert delight
Yogurt - definition
Synonym to idiot, with added emphasis on the quality of being passive or plain.
Also,
1) someone who has no input
2) of inferior intelligence
3) is boring
4) non-cooperative
Tony: Yo John you coming to the club tonight?
John: ......I don't know man my mom wants me to walk the cat.
Tony: Buddy your a fucking YOGURT!
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Tony: Hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu ;)
Mel: I gotta watch jersey shore tonight, sorry.
Tony (to Vito): That girls a fucking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.
Yogurt - slang
A word expressing something that was made with extreme talent.
What you did there was yogurt bro!
Yogurt
To be cultured. Because yogurt is made up of bacteria cultures. To be used instead of cultured.
Jefranda: WOW kristeigh, you’re so yogurt
Kristeigh: Thanks, I know I’m very cultured
Yogurt
Get out your feelings; always acting like a yogurt
Yogurt
A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.
I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.