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What is Woodman?
A woodman, a man in the woods. To live freely and just exist with nature.
"I'm leaving camp, to become a woodman. Live in the woods."
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Woodman - video
Woodman - what is it?
Mr woodman is very fit
What does "Woodman" mean?
spawn of hell out to make sure you fail
jennifer woodman shot children ate them then gave them a IE on their test
Woodman - what does it mean?
a girl who is flat as a board easy to nail!
That girl over there is a woodman's delight.
Woodman - meaning
1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations
2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff
I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning
Woodman - definition
An awesome grocery with good priced food and where mostly poor people shop there. People fight over food stamps there, throw shit on the floor there, brake stuff and put it back, and steal food out of the packaging.
Woodmans is soooo ghetto
Woodman - slang
A hillbilly grocery store in the midwest that uses unconventional tactics such as purchasing the worst produce and meat and refusing to accept credit cards from customers in order to pay their useless, rude and entitled employees over-inflated salaries, purchase tons of TV ad time and raise profits.
I presented my American Express to the Woodmans cashier in order to pay for my over-priced rotten meat, brown bananas and dried out lemons and was rudely told that only Link and Debit were accepted.
Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?
Woodman
A grocery store chain in the Midwest that would rather pay their worthless department managers six figure salaries, purchase huge amounts of TV ad time and sell its customers rotten meat and produce at full price than allow its customers to use credit cards, sell fresh food or make the slightest effort to run an honest business.
Person 1: The nasty ground chuck I bought at Woodman's made me sick.
Person 2: You should have gone to Jewel like a civilized human being.
Woodman
The deliberate act of a waiter bringing sausage to a male restaurant patron who ordered a non-sausage food item.
It is said that the male patron "got Woodmaned."
Guy: "I'll have the ribeye and a baked potato."
Waiter brings out sausage links.
Guy: "Damn, why'd you Woodman me, bro?"
Woodman
For someone to go around getting alot of wood. Can be seen as a sexual innuendo.
A woodman list is a list compiled of the different woods someone has collected.
Michael: 'Who's the next on the woodman list'
Josh: 'Who know's'.