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What is Woodford?
An annoying twat who has a huge ego.
"Who that annoying twat over there?"
"Oh, that's Woodford."
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Woodford - video
Woodford - what is it?
The most amazing week long music festival held in Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the 27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.
"I just had the best week"
"Where?"
"Woodford Folk Festival of course"
What does "Woodford" mean?
They're all weed addicts and depressed as fuck. Year 7-9 is hella ugly but in year 10-13, you can find the prettiest girls. Asian glow-ups are elite. They seem smart but actually have no fucking clue what they're doing. They wear the ugliest uniform and take the weirdest subjects like Latin.
a: why is that girl crying?
b: oh she's just a woodford county high student
a: what's that ugly stripy uniform
b: it's for woodford county high school for girls
Woodford - what does it mean?
A school full of gay asian nerds
Look, there goes someone from Woodford County High School
Woodford - meaning
The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his weiner. He is the pimp of all pimps
Austin "Diesel" Woodford is the sexiest man alive
Woodford - definition
Woodford County High School is a grammar school for girls. However girls from there tend to be very road and wouldn’t seem smart at first glance. Also they have the weirdest secondary school uniforms ever.
Other school kid on bus: Loool look at those Woodford County High School kids with their stripes shirts’
Woodford - slang
A pretty dodgy ‘all girls’ grammar school. All the students are either nerds, mentally unstable, gay or transgender (many of them are multiple of these. A majority of the people are POC (predominantly Asian) but the white people seem to band together 🤨 . The expectations are high but lots of the kids act stupid and are wannabe chavs. We have barely any GCSE options and the subjects we do have are odd (Latin). One of the only London schools where you will probably fail R.S GCSE. Also our uniform is so manky, it’s actually embarrassing for the school.
Me: I go to Woodford County HighSchool
My trinity friend: Damn
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A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.
Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.
Woodford
A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.
Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.
Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.
Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.
Stay away if you know what's good for you!
"What's that place called?"
"Woodford"
"Never heard of it. Looks crap"