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What is Wombat?
A stereotype for rich South Americans temporarily staying in the United States that do the following:
1. Constantly jaja
2. Douse themselves in cologne or perfume
3. Congregate in large groups where Spanish is the primary language
4. Have no shame in taking the elevator down from the 2nd floor of apartment buildings
5. Party on random weekday nights while listening to Celine Dion or Marc Anthony
5. Talk with their Papis or Mamis on the phone for 2/3 of the day
6. Use massive amounts of hair gel or makeup on a regular basis
7. Use English for sole purpose of buying expensive clothes at Gucci and Versace
8. Wear clothes that are too tight or extremely revealing
9. Shun Americans that can't share in everyday jajaing
10. Wear white athletic socks with boat shoes
The term wombat comes from the babbling sounds heard when they're in clusters (womb-ba-ba-ba-ba)
I was stuck in the elevator today when wombats surrounded me and started jajaing
Wombat - meme gif
Wombat - video
Wombat - what is it?
The act of taking a bong hit while upside-down.
Fred took a wombat before going to bed.
What does "Wombat" mean?
A clingy, stalker-ish girl who is both socially awkward and outlandish in romantic situations. Wombats are known to give countless ultimatums, have problems with drug/alcohol and have issue with rejection.
Wombat applies strictly to women, where as a man with the same characteristics is known as a Dingo.
Told ya she's a Wombat!
Wombat - what does it mean?
An ugly chick
That's one ugly wombat you've got there
Wombat - meaning
A Wombat is a beat-ass female nocturnal creature usually found hunting unsuspecting drunk males in your local bar with no regard for human decency.
Syn: Swamp-Donkey, War-Pig, Bat, Gremlin, Wild Animal,
Wombat - definition
This term refers to the act of eating, rooting and then leaving in quick sucession, with mimimal time for cuddling after the sex act. This is in reference to the Australian marsupial, the wombat, which only eats roots and leaves.
George had to pull a wombat on Rachael so he could get home to his wife before she suspected any evidence of their steamy affair.
Wombat - slang
A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.
Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.
Wombat
(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.
I went home with a Wombat last night and then played videogames with her son in the morning.
Wombat
The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.
After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.
Wombat
A stocky terrestrial marsupial.
Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.