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What is WoW?
World of Warcraft. A game in which people with little to no life interact. Like the real world ...only not.
Hot Chick: Hey sexy! you wanna have some nice fun fucky-time?
Lvl 34 Paladin: No thats sick! Plus I have to play WoW to get to lvl 40 else I can't get my sweet Pwn Uber Mount! =D
WoW - meme gif
WoW - video
WoW - what is it?
Acronym for World of Warcraft a game by Blizzard Entertainment, game that a lot of people say is addicting, which is not true, WoW is addicting only if you make it addicting, if you're slow minded and don't know when to stop, I have played wow and I'm not addicted I play it like any other game, instead of watching Big Brother on TV I play wow, what's wrong with that? ppl that say it's the most addicting game in the world are very closed minded and stupid, WoW is just as addicting as any other game, also WoW has the biggest subscriber base in the world 12mil and growing.
Dude1: Hey how long have you been playing wow?
Dude2: Like 2 years. Why?
Dude1: I was just wondering cause a lot off ppl say it ruins your life. Is that true?
Dude2: No I play it like any other game. It's just a video-game.
What does "WoW" mean?
Acronym for the game World of Warcraft, also known as the best male sex drive reducer on the planet. Not only does this game completely take over the users body in the sense that they never do anything else, it also lowers their sex drive to the point where they don't ever want to have sex! It has worked wonders on many couples who weren't experiencing the same sex drive. Woman all over the world love it.
"Sorry babe I don't want to get it on tonight, I have a three day WoW Marathon."
"Finally, I'll get sleep tonight!"
WoW - what does it mean?
aka World of Warcraft - bestselling MMORPG from Blizzard Entertainment, but you have to know that, unless you spent last year in outer Solar system...
"Man, I looted that cool +4 stamina +8 strenght +3 spirit chest armor yesterday in WoW, and it look soooo nice"
WoW - meaning
short for World of Warcraft. A very very very very very very addicting game that will consume your life forever. if you want to sit on your computer all night and eat potato chips go for it and buy this game. WARNING: You WILL lose ALL friends you have unless they play wow too. You will GAIN friends over the internet.
girl: hey wanna go to the movies tonight
guy: nope, sorry busy.
girl: why?
guy: wow.
girl: what?
guy: world of warcraft.
girl: ok...what's so interesting about this..world of warcraft?
guy: oh not much, you can chat on the internet while leveling up by completing quests by killing animals and creatures and finding certain things, while talking on ventrilo with your buddies.
girl: ....
guy: actually tonight i am raiding serpent shrine cavern and tempest keep. we are planning on getting vashj down, maybe kael.Then i'm going to PvP, trying to get enough arena points to get some vengful gladiator pieces. May level my alt mage for a little after that and possibly do some dailies, i'm kinda poor. only got 400g trying to save up for an epic flying mount. And after that i'll prolly go to sleep. have to get up early tomorrow, were trying our first run at hyjal, Play all day, then i'll be free for about two hours if you wanna go see something then.
girl: ONLY two hours?
guy: well, yeah, i have to go to zul' aman.
girl: ....get a life...nerd.....
guy: ....
girl: bye.....
guy: goodbye....
guy drives home, gets on computer...:hey guys sending out invites yet?
guildie: almost
guildie #2: hey anyone a JC?
guy: i am
guildie #2: craft me some gems plz
guy: ok
guildie: invites going out.
guildie #3: anyone need summons?
guy: yeah, lemme craft some gems then send me one
guildie #4: send me one plz.
guildie #5: me too.
guildie #6: same.
...few hours into raid....
guildie #7: TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
guy: leeroy your just stupid
guidie #7: atleast i have chicken.
guy: ...............
....next day.....
guy: so we clearing ZA today?
guildie #4: heck yeah man.
...3 days later....
raid leader: YOU IDIOT GET OUT OF SPOUT
....4 days later....
raid leader: omg dude? get away from people when theres a shatter! and get out of cave in's
...few days later...
raid leader: OMFG..WTF...ATTACK THE CHAINS!!!
...hour later...
raid leader: FLAME WREATH DON'T MOVE
...guy moves..
raid leader: GKICK
...calls girl...
girl: hello
guy: hey wanna see a movie?
WoW - definition
what happens in WoW, stays in WoW
WoW - slang
When a person is consumed so much into the world of warcraft, they have the inability to form the word 'wow' properly. Instead, they instantly use 'WoW' as the new way of writing 'wow', without even realising it!
Bob watches a youtube video and writes a lovely comment on a halo 3 video.
The comment
WoW you guys have no life.
tut tut tut
WoW
A very dangerous computer games that involves, but is not limited to, killing social life, decreasing GPA, developing hermit-like characteristics. Its the best MMORPG, but also one of the most addictive games of all time. Trust me, it will take over your life. You cannot casually play this game.
Non-WoW player: Hey man, you coming to graduation tonight?
WoW Player: And miss the MC run, i don't think so.
Non-WoW player: What about to the party afterwards?
WoW Player: No way! 7pm to 4am is when I hit up WSG and AB, you know that.
WoW
In 2004, Blizzard Entertainment released World of Warcraft (WoW), and it became the largest massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) the world has ever seen. It takes place four years after the previous game left off, Warcraft III The Frozen Throne, an RTS (real time strategy), and the setting is in the world of Azeroth. It lets players portray one (at a time) out of the eight dominant races of Azeroth. The races are divided into two teams, the Horde and Alliance. On the Alliance there are the humans, elves, gnomes, and dwarves. On the Horde there are the orcs, trolls, tarrun, and undead. There are also several classes to chose from. Some are warlock, mage, rogue, warrior, etc. Within the world players can interact with others, the environment, buy, trade, make, and sell, goods, do over 3000+ quests, and much, much more. As of now, 5.5 million people play this game worldwide.
WARNING! This game is extremely addictive. Unless you would like to have no friends in real life for a long time, DO NOT play this game. I myself went though weeks of withdrawal when I stopped playing. After I stopped, my GPA went up from 2.8, to 3.9. This is proof of how consuming this game truly is.
James: Hey Jack, want to go hang out with us at the mall?
Jack: No, I have a 9:00pm MC raid. Plus some guildies and I were going to gank Xroads. I also need to go get 2 more arcanite bars to make a core marksmen rifle. And after that I promised some noobies I would esscort them though Deadmines.
James: Ok... What about tommorow?
Jack: Sorry, I can't. I have a 11:00am ZG raid, and then right after that I doing a guild BG in AV at 5:00pm. And after that, I'm going to try and get an Blade of Hanna in Blackrock Spire.
James: WoW really does rule your life.
WoW
The acronym of a video game named World of Warcraft, which is basically an America simulator. There will never be a zone without a killing/grinding quest, except for Moonglade or something like that.
p.s. I'm a legal citizen of America
WoW will consume your life over time.