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What is Winter Haven?Probably the strangest place on Earth. Populated by the ugliest and ignorant people. I went to the Wal-Mart in Winter Haven and I saw two women that weighed 675 lbs, had two teeth and were wearing bikinis! Winter Haven - videoWinter Haven - what is it?A city in Central Florida almost directly between Tampa and Orlando! Not much to do but sit in a parking lot and BS with friends, drink at house parties (that you're not allowed inside for), and hang out on the lakes. It is the location of Cypress Gardens Adventure Park. Beware of the ALLIGATORS! They're everywhere! My friends and I live in Winter Haven where we have nothing better to do than waist time doing nothing. What does "Winter Haven" mean?1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
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