What is Winkie?

An example: Captain Winky

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Winkie - what is it?

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

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What does "Winkie" mean?

Simple term which is used as a hint when one would like to have sexual intercourse with someone, usually combined with the holding-up of the right hand, in the fist position, and then the raising of the forefinger, and the bending of the forefinger upon the saying of the first syllable of each word in the phrase "winky winky".

Doris: Winky winky *raises eyebrows and forefinger in a sexual manner*

Ted: Ooh yeah, baby, lemme just go fetch my teeth and I'll be right there

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Winkie - what does it mean?

A piece of skin that comes out of your anus. Can be seen as a tail.

Hey Jiggles do you have a winkie?
Jiggles: You have that too?!?!

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Winkie - meaning

a peice of shit

ur a winkie

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Winkie - definition

n. a person who is punched in the face and proceed to bitch out and not fight back

v. To leave your friend to get beat on: to ditch your friend right before he is punched

Thats really embarrassing, you looked like a Winkie back there.

Dude, nick just winkied into Heidies pies parking lot while i was unloaded on in front of about 30 people.

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