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What is Windows Me?
Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
The Blue Screen of Death appears when you play games online.
Windows Me - video
Windows Me - what is it?
Windows ME
aka "Megaflop Edition"
We have banned ME from the building. We bought one copy, and installed it. We left the machine running overnight, and were greeted with a BSD next morning. Sitting there doing nothing ME will explode on its own.
Given that Microsoft collected money for this P.O.S. and made no apology for its brain deadness, it could also aptly be named....
"Malfeasance Edition"
see also malfeasance
What does "Windows Me" mean?
It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*
Windows Me - what does it mean?
I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
Windows Me - meaning
The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
Hello, I--*crash*
Windows Me - definition
The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
Windows Me - slang
When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.
Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL
Windows Me
The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.
Windows Me
The cat took a Windows ME on the floor.
Windows Me
I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.